First off - we have the stupidest girl in the world. Click here to see the girl who accidentally texted her Dad after losing her virginity. [cite: H]
In other news - River Road in Potomac, MD (outside Bethesda) has actually turned into a river this morning due to a 66-inch water main break. Cocktail sent this to me this morning, the article can be viewed here on WJLA's website and I have embedded the video below.
Via DCist - The Examiner is reporting that over 300 bars, clubs, and restaurants that have 'voluntary agreements' with their ANC's must close at their current closing time - not the 4am that the DC Circus Ruling allows them too. You can read about it here, but basically DC AG Nickles has determined that the agreements with the ANC's are binding contracts and must be upheld - unless of course the particular ANC votes to change their feeling on the matter for the 5 day inaugural party (which they should).
Metro ... Metro ... Metro - They are at it again. Following Thursdays Board Meeting, with many protests over the Google Transit debacle (over 750 signed GGW's petition) - Metro has begun working on some better lines, rather than telling people they just want money. They now say they are going to work with Google Transit, and that getting their data out in the open is very important to them. Righttttttt. Though this is coming from Metro's Chief Administrator, Emeka Moneme - who is a step about Metro's Bumbling Idiot, John Catoe. Metro has been kind enough to put up an FAQ page as to why they hate data-openness, you can read it here.